3rd April 2001
I've never awarded a negative mark out of ten before (and I
believe that Sacha has somehow avoided the cherished Zero Out
Of Ten accolade, despite his unparalled sequence of unalloyed
garbage.) But for this alleged song, I think the time has
come to award the first ever negative mark. I also have
pleasure in awarding Sacha the coveted Lifetime Achievement
Award For Choosing Crap Music.
STOP PRESS: having had a nice, relaxing weekend - with a bit
of sunshine even - and having listened to this song again, I
now realise that I wasn't nearly harsh enough about it.
Please forgive my temporary aberration. I hereby change my
And does it really have to go on for quite so long? I think
two minutes or so would be more than ample.
(on to Volume 6.)