No heat: "hello.eta", written by Mike Taylor

** FUNGICIDE **
-- Fungus calendar --
CURTSEY:
	Fungal toe!  Fungal toe!  Fungal hoe!
		(Burnt programmer nucleus)
	Ooooooo!
CRUDDY 2nd TOE:
	Nine(!) fungal hyaena toe5!
	Dungy alfalfa, penalty superlunary -- Oh, blubber!
	Oo! Oooo! OW!