Drunk today.  Leonard the bullfrog, nine on toe -- O!
Janet is singing: let's join in!

	La dee dee, one two three,
	Eric the half a bee.
	A B C D E F G,
	Eric the half a bee.

	Is this wretched demi-bee,
	Half-asleep upon my knee,
	Some freak from a menagerie?
	No! It's Eric the half a bee!

	Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
	Eric the half a bee.
	Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
	Eric the half a bee.

	I love this hive, employee-ee,
	Bisected accidentally,
	One summer afternoon by me,
	I love him carnally.
	He loves him carnally,
	Semi-carnally.